Ludicrous On The Bus

•September 17, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I’m sorry my Queer Bristah,

but the Spongebob pj bottoms & the Spongebob backpack

with the naked Black Ken doll sticking out does not work in this reality

(maybe in Japan).

 

But power to u for rockin it

and your black milli vanilli leather jacket.

 

– – –

 

Oh. Wait!

I just figured it out.

That was some Ballroom shit.

Probably fierceness on the floor.

 

Ludicrous on the bus.

Not quite fabulous

 

on the 21.

I Wonder One

•September 17, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I wonder what the eco-foot print is

for Burning Man.

Fuel costs

to travel and to burn.

Carbon emissions

Ozone impact

Noise pollution

Light pollution

What does  Burning Man do

for the Global Heat Index?

What is the effect

upon Planetary Resources?

I wonder.

And money

Money to burn.

How many could be helped

how many could be fed

how many could be educated and cared for

with all the money

given up to burn?

I wonder.

That Which I’ve Always Had

•September 17, 2011 • Leave a Comment

I tire

of the quest

the ongoing existence

without that which I’ve already had

but no longer have

and long

so much

to have

again.

Misleads kill me.

Sorry for Helping

•September 14, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Ugh.

So, I get off of the bus this morning and notice that an embarking passenger is having difficulty getting her bike up on the rack.

“Would you like some help?” I ask.

She scowls at me, so I step back. She proceeds to put the bike on in the wrong direction.

As she struggles to pull the hook over the basket on the back of her bike, I explain that the front wheel needs to go under the hook. She scowls at me again, but I ignore her. I remove her bike and replace it on the rack properly. “It’s should face this way.” I offer.

“I know!” she snaps, clearly annoyed, mumbling incoherently.

“Oh. I’m sorry for helping.” I offer.

People. Really.

You make me wanna blog.

From Metro Transit Website