So, I’m chilin on my beanbag, listening to the 5th Dimension and playing Mob Control when my phone suddenly freezes in the middle of game play. No biggie. It happens.
I reset my phone, enter my password, restart my game and continue enjoying “The Age of Aquarius” lounging on my beanbag.
My phone freezes again.
I reset. After entering my password, unlocking my phone I notice a green light in the top right corner of my phone I’d not noticed before. I tap Mob Control again, but then my phone reverts to my now frozen screen-saver. I try to swipe, but nothing happens.
Then “Gemini” pops up, instructing me to ask a question.
Aloud I say, “Why you being a bitch?”
“Gemini” captures my comment, displaying it in the search bar. The green light goes out, my phone shuts itself off, then restarts.
I do not trust the robots.














